March 2010 was a very strong month here at SG.
There weren’t a ton of perfect sets, but there WAS a ton of great and notable ones.
First to kick off the excellence was @venithiean in Popping Bubbles .
This gal had an AMAZING rack (and a perfect booty), but sadly, it appears to be her last attempt at going Pink.
She gave it a good effort.
Next up was @priscila in Pantera .
This broad had some LUSCIOUS titties!!
It’s a shame she decided to part ways with SG after five years.
Next we had @moogle in her penultimate (?) Hopeful set Victorienne .
This exceedingly-artful set makes great use of shadows.
Every set makes use of light, but few really wield its opposite with any deftness.
Plus, this lady was VERY pretty!
Kicking it up a notch, we had @aleon in NorCal Star .
Her boobs must be seen to be believed!
Yowzah!!
Also quite good was @minxington in her swan-song (?) Hopeful set McNally Way .
It was a month of artful shadows…and THIS set was the BEST at evoking the smoldering eroticism of film noir.
Like Burt Lancaster in Brute Force, she is ready to BUST out.
And like Lana Turner in The Postman Always Rings Twice, her pretty face and perfect tits have messed up our mind!
Next we move to @denie in her swan song (?) Drop Your Pants .
This lady has gem-like eyes—lustrous and piercing.
But I draw your attention to the photos just past the midpoint of this set.
BLUE. SAND.
Wow)))
On her ass.
On her feet.
And what makes the blue sand work so well on her???
Her bronze (orange) tan.
Complementary colors.
Color theory wins every time.
To all models and photographers:
-buy a color wheel (art supply store)
-know it
-use it
-love it
PLAN the colors of your sets.
In so doing, you are HACKING the brains of your viewers.
You are hacking into their psyches.
You are picking their pockets…as artfully as Martin LaSalle in Robert Bresson’s masterwork Pickpocket.
But let’s not forget @novack in Wicked Games .
Here is ANOTHER artful set from which to learn.
Notice the lemon-yellow light that bathes a couple of frames in pure magic.
Not to mention, this lass had a smokin’ ass!
And dig that achingly-beautiful nipple close-up.
Close-ups are your friend.
Use them liberally.
Ok, now for a perfect set.
It’s @kiefer in her swan song (?) Bad Mother Fucker [sic].
Why perfect?
PINK nipples.
Looks like she might have even roughed ‘em up a bit.
Renoir (Pierre-Auguste) would love that color!
No harm in a pre-snap pinch by a model seeking a particularly-aroused look.
Why else perfect?
It’s FUN!!!
ZANY!!!
Gal puts a hair clip in her mouth and does a t. rex impersonation.
THAT’s fucking cool!!!
PLUS, the whole thing is dripping with sexuality (and steam).
The wet look is hard to beat.
…and hard to follow.
But @kaelyn did a great job in her final set (?) Good Fortune .
It’s strange…
You can’t tip Kaelyn.
And yet, her page shows no date indicating a severance of ties with SG.
I’ve seen this before, but rarely.
Anyhow, she is FIT as a marble sculpture!!
And there are great bits of complementary color harmonies (pink vs. baby-blue).
We also can’t forget @lumo who was quite good in Ripley .
This set is a masterpiece of color timing.
Her skin looks like blue milk.
It is haunting.
Otherworldly.
And SEXY!
Next we come to the likewise-good @sinara in her swan song (?) Tequila Baby .
Fishnets and rosy nipples?!?
Yes, please!
AND she has great legs.
Kicking it up a notch was @tamari in what appears to be her last Hopeful attempt Well Read [sic] .
This gal had some FABULOUS knockers!!
And that pic three from the end proves they’re real (plus you get some beautiful blue veins poking through the pinkness).
Remember, gals with natural boobs, SHOW DEM TINGS OFF, MON!!!
Make sure you get some poses that prove they’re real.
Let gravity do its thing.
And watch the tips roll in.
Alright, time for another one of the elusive perfect sets.
It’s @yvelle in her debut Dont Stray [sic].
Never mind the apostrophe, this set is fucking MIND-BLOWING!!!
I tipped this one two days ago.
Remember, ladies and gents, you can tip many of these “classic-era” sets.
I mean…THIS one.
Holy fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Those are SOMMMMMMME boobies.
Good GAWD.
[shivers]
Following that is damn-near impossible, but I gotta hand it to @gizela .
She was only a Suicide Girl for one year, but in that year she dropped this quite-good set A Chaotic Past and a Blurry Future .
Great title.
The blacks are stark.
The whites are luminous.
It’s a color set, but there is such great use of contrast between dark and light!
Better still was @shotgun in Restless .
If you love generous breasts, check out this lovely spread.
And leave her a nice tip!!
Far from leaving the building, @elviss was coming in hot with Caddyshack .
This babe was looking like a million bucks here.
WOW!
Even better was @ackley in Blue Ribbons .
Another FIT babe with great jugs.
Fucking awesome!!
But let’s not forget @rogue25 in her only Hopeful set Antiqued .
Amazing hair!
Love the curls…and the color.
Plus, this set is just so CRISP and well-thought-out.
It’s a shame she did nought but this.
Ok, let’s kick it up a notch.
It’s @asema in HER only Hopeful set Castle of Color .
What a magnificent pair of shirt puppies!
Jesus Christ.
She really should have done more sets.
Ah, well…
Next, we find that elusive perfection in @sulia .
This set got over 1000 likes [a FUCK-TON for a Hopeful back then].
And yet, it wasn’t enough to make her Pink.
Check out the proof-pudding Solitary Inn .
I mean, COME ON!!!
Those are some STELLAR mammaries!!!
And her ass ain’t half bad either.
How could a sexpot like this not go Pink?!?
It’s not like she was a one-and-done prima donna or something…
Unreal.
Anyhow, @carlyjane did a great job following that up with her one-and-only Hopeful set Carly Jane - Skulltastic .
Fantastic honkers!!
Also at a very high level was @macismycrack in Vintage Elegance .
This was a Hopeful set that got 1200 likes (in an era when that was RARE).
And she never went Pink.
Made sets before this.
And one after.
Ok, it’s not a perfect set to my eyes, but it is a GREAT set.
She was built like a truck.
The kind of truck you would gladly want to plow you down.
Thick!
And what a pair of fun bags!!
Mondo melons.
She should have gone Pink.
Strange…
Another notable was @milana in her debut Hopeful set Good Morning .
This one is fun, artful, and FRESH!
It deserved way more than 700 likes (still a great number back then).
Ok, but let’s do perfection.
It’s @sharyn in her debut AND swan song SG set Twit Twoo .
She was a Suicide Girl for three years.
And this was all she made.
But it was plenty.
Because it was perfect.
[seriously, somebody give this chick my digits]
You can’t tip her because cut her ties with the site.
[womp womp womp]
Why perfect?
Well, for starters, she has a GREAT schnoz.
Oy, vey!
I love it!!!
What else?
AMAZING hooters.
With some purple-brown areolæ.
I mean, she’s just so damn pretty…and those BOOBS!!!
[drool…]
Not fair to anyone who has to follow that.
But we still recognize the GREAT work of @lulamay in her final (?) Hopeful attempt Remnants of Yesterday .
This one is for the ass men.
Good GAWD, she be poppin’ those garter belts…some serious TORQUE from the plumpness of that derrière.
I’m not an ass man, but that is a GLORIOUS rump.
Holy fuck.
And we can’t forget @sutton who gave us her Hopeful debut Lounge Acts .
a REALLY pretty brunette with a powdered-sugar rear end.
Doughy.
A much-kneaded break from my monomaniacal boob obsession.
[ba-donk CHIIIIING]
Always taking it up a notch is @rigel .
And her swan song (?) Bed Rock is no exception.
This one is an absolute SYMPHONY of color.
The predominant tone being a transcendent turquoise.
Very nice!!
Also good was @jody in her Hopeful debut Winter Light .
This one is also for the ass men (and ass ladies).
Check out the shot 14 from the end.
Ingmar Bergman would be proud.
Holy mackerel!
And what’s life without a little @voodou , eh?
She appears to have never parted ways with the site, and yet, you can’t tip her.
Anyhow, her debut, Robot Lament , is a really warm feast for the eyes.
First thing that jumps out is the photographic quality.
It’s not boring to look at.
[make sure your set is not boring…unless that is your intention]
All the colors rise up and tickle the brain.
The background is subtle.
A drab green.
And against this green, everything red POPS.
Such that her bedspread becomes a STAR (in its own way).
Between the green and red—snaking in between these poles is her flush-pink skin.
All these elements are perfectly PLACED in this shoot.
Plus, she’s a total raven-haired cutie with those glasses!
Ok, two more.
I love @syria .
[both the country and the model]
The model only made one Hopeful set: and this is it—>Smells Like SG Spirit .
Notice that one boob is “reverb”, while the other is “chorus”.
GENIUS!
And finally we come to @succor .
She was a Suicide Girl for one year.
Silver Lining was her debut.
I mean…
This gal was FUCK-ING hot!!!
Jesucristo!
As you can see, SG was on its “A-game” in March 2010.
Not the best month in the history of the site, but VERY FUCKING GOOD.
—Pauly Deathwish