It's been too long, guys! Life has been biting me hard in the ass, but I'm making an effort to get my feet back firmly on the ground. With my set looming so close to going live (less than two days away!), I've decided to make a conscious effort to try to be more active on the site. So without further ado, I'm here to complete this weeks blog homework: If you had a warning label, what would it say?
To start simply, it would say a LOT. But here goes. WARNING: Subject contains an abundance of severe emotional issues, including anxiety, depression, irritability, and occasional mania. Will probably steal your clothes and food, and cry in bed for seemingly no reason at all. Suffers from extreme laziness and lack of motivation. Requires constant attention and validation, as well Taco Bell®'s beef smothered burrito (no sour cream) administered 3-5 times a month, to survive. Will likely tease you and call you out for having a bad sense of humor. Subject is highly obsessed with actor/musician Jared Leto and must speak about him at least twice a day to reduce risk of self-implosion. Will likely do nothing all day aside from reading novels, wallowing in self-doubt, and watching the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it's spin-off series Angel. Will frequently hop from hobby to hobby in search of her true calling and likely never actually find said calling. Will likely reapply in an endless cycle to her local community college and change her major each time without ever actually attending. Will whine endlessly about wanting to move to Los Angeles and claim she's destined for a greatness she will likely never achieve. Despite all of this, however, subject maintains a generally optimistic attitude.
Basically, watch out, folks!
For anyone wondering, I'm okay, really! This was a super fun homework, and I try not to take myself too seriously, which makes life a lot more enjoyable in my opinion. Until next time!