Being an adult is lame. Zero out of ten stars. At least I’m still hot. I think.
I can’t believe I’m 40. In my head I think I’m 29 still. Also, it’s been 19 years since I’ve been on this site.
Please make time stop.
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So, it's been a while, hasn't it?
There's been a lot going on. I know a lot of people say that. Everyone always has a lot going on. I think the world would stop turning if everyone was suddenly happy and stress free, as if the world runs on caffeinated delirium and mental breakdowns.
I've been living at the beach taking care of my mom,...
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I got a new phone with a better camera. As you can tell, I’m pretty excited about it.
At work the other day a little boy asked if I was Miley Cyrus, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
I finished wrapping the presents today to bring to NJ. I didn’t have scotch tape so I used duct tape. Also, I didn’t
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So if I'm not at work I'm in self quarantine. It's taken quite a bit of time, but I think people in Charlotte are finally taking this thing seriously. Up until this weekend it was business as usual at every bar and restaurant. I mean, that's not exactly a bad thing for me seeing as how I'm a bartender, but it doesn't bode well for
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I know it’s been a while. A very long while. An emotionally abusive relationship full of gas lighting and general depression will do that.
I have good news though, that relationship has since ended and I have woken up from it’s dark and nightmare laden slumber. It’s almost amusing how people can dismantle you piece by piece without you even being aware that you’re being
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So there's a lot going on in the land of Iggy.
To get right down to the nitty gritty, I'm getting a divorce.
'But Iggy,' you say, 'didn't you just get married a year ago?' I can picture the look on your pretty faces to be one of shock and chagrin.
Yes, I did get married May of last year. He cheated on me in...
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Hey everyone! Sorry I've been pretty terrible about updating. I think it's been a mixture of ennui, my work schedule, and general laziness that keeps me away from here, though I do enjoy spending time on here when I actually do. I've been a pretty busy Iggy. Both of my jobs have been pretty great, especially the horse farm. That place is my respite from...
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