jtelson

My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sisters panties. It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. It really made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

In 1897 James Atkinson invented the mousetrap - its springs slam shut in 38 thousands of a second. It is a record that has never been beaten. It is hard to build a better one.